Of kings, presidents, princes, princesses, czars, senators, noblemen, and representatives

Published 12:00 pm Tuesday, October 8, 2013

 

I don’t know how TV is to survive when it must compete against the cast and crew of our government.  I keep hearing that someone up there, no over there, in Washington, is going to shut down the gubbermint!   Given the mess we have up there, over there, you know in Washington; I think, yes I am thinking, we should just shut the place down and board it up.  

Old Prince Harry (Reid) would like to make a deal with someone, but the King, Sheik, Czar, or is it Ayatollah Barack is too busy negotiating with the Hassan Rouhani the new president of Iran.  What is going on? Iran has a President, and we have a King and a Prince.  Now I am beginning to understand, “Royalty does not talk to commoners.”  What would it look like if our King were to place a phone call to some old senator whose arteries have hardened from eating too much pork?  Oh, there I go again. Senators don’t eat the pork; they pass it out and eat fancy food like raw steak and goose livers.  They are a weird bunch, but they have they been in Washington for a long time.

Someone is saying something about our government is running out of money.  Now I know that’s not true.  They are printing it faster than our government can spend it.  No, that is not right, our government can spend it faster that it can be printed.   Well, there’s some rabble in a house up on some hill that won’t give them permission to spend any more money.  To make things worse someone cooked up a scheme called Obamacare, and they want to argue about that.  It seems that someone wants everyone else to pay for his or her doctors.  I don’t know any of their doctors, but they must not be very good because all the Royalty and Noble people in Washington don’t want to use the same doctors.  They have their own doctors that everyone else is paying for.  

Well, that is just like Obamacare, everyone else pays.  It works like this, I get sick, and you get taxed to death.

The “Rabble bunch” over in that house is worried about those peasants coming to Washington with their rakes, pitchforks, IPads, smart phones, and social media.  They keep threatening to kick them out of the house.  I thought that I might be able to understand it until some of those Labor Union people started throwing word rocks at King Barack and Prince Harry.   Princess Nancy has been seen running around the house screaming something about “nothing left to cut.” its a law; its a law.  

We should shut Washington DC down.  We should shut the whole town down.  Don’t worry about de-funding Obamacare, de-fund the lobbyists and bar tenders.  Oh no, Oh no, the sky is going to fall if you shut down Washington DC.  I don’t think so, but if it does start to fall the hot air over Washington will hold up the sky until it makes a soft landing on a pile of dollar bills with a bunch of politicians scrambling to fill their pockets with those pictures of old Presidents fresh off the press. 

All of our elected officials in Washington, regardless of party, are out of touch with the people they have promised to represent.  Few of them are concerned whether their actions are constitutional.  They have no fear or respect for the rule of law; instead they believe that having been elected to a noble, federal office they are above the law. 

I wonder if we could actually board the place up.